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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yes dear. You were conceived in the basement next to the beeramid. I was passed out from when Beer Bottle Cat accidentally knocked me in the head while swinging for the 'mid, while I was fellating the pledge class. Your dad couldnt resist the blonde pubes.
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Have you ever seen blonde pubes under a blacklight? Fuuuuck. Seriously trippy. I was caught in the moment. "Welcome to the Machine" always gets me so fucking horny.
I can never accept mere fellatio.
