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Originally posted by ironweed
I thought you invented eating magical excrement that would free you from ever having to work again. I didn't think you were in a total tailspin like PLF 2005.
Since we're staking out territory here, I invented drinking myself to death over a somewhat-longer-than-Nicholas-Cage-in-Leaving-Las-Vegas timeframe. Since I apparently have the liver of a 65-year old (according to some observers) I can't be too far away from the gentle kiss and sweet respite of large-scale organ failure.
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Yes, but let's not forget that I have dibs on death by a combination of gin, xanax and pastrami.