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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can't have it all. Just deal with what you got. I have magnificent, almost Michael Landonish hair. Yet I can't remember anything five minutes after I say it, can't dance a lick and still can't hit a driver off the tee. You can't have everything, you selfish bald prick.
Just pray to God you don't have a huge malformed head. Only the pea-headed look good bald. If you've a substantial cranium, you'll just have to slit your wrists in the tub. PM Flower for directions.
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Dissent. Once you've done all of the various sex acts a few times, the real thrill gets to be watching yourself in a mirror, or if you're lucky on film. What's the point of getting erections if you don't look good for them?
