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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I felt like a total jackass this weekend, smuggling a pair of 20 ounce beers in my shorts. The guy taking tickets could clearly see I was smuggling drinks and probably figured "No use fucking with this red eyed moron in a fishing hat pulled down to his nose." I could barely see where I was walking (I have this theory that if you don't make eye contact with authorities, they'll never catch you doing anything wrong). My wife appropriately called me pathetic when the beer exploded all over my shirt when I opened it.
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I only (infrequently) bring a pint of bourbon to pour into my Diet Coke.
Although, when in college, we would often hide numerous beers in our winter coats. You can get at least 8 beers into a parka.
The Brew & View here (at the Vic) is great. The drinks are cheaper than bar prices and everybody gets riproaring drunk and yells at the screen. Good times if you've already seen the movie.
