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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If only she hadn't married that Federline slob.
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Britney reminds me of this insanely hot chick I dated briefly in high school. She was outrageous. I don't think I was flaccid for a moment of our relationship. But like every perfect thing in life, there was a problem - she had a head full of gravel. I mean, she was bordering on imbecillic. Every guy I knew envied me, but none of them had to actually spend time trying to talk to the girl. I imagine it'd be like that with Britney. You'd look at her and say "God, I want to hit that all the time... but please don't make me talk to it..."
I saw that imbecile a few months ago when I was home. She's in real estate sales.
