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Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
Oh, Nuts!
Would you beat your grandmother to death if she wandered into the wrong place by accident?
In the interests of humanity, the proper way to remove a bat is to use a tennis racket; one hit stuns the bat, who can then be put outside, where it will eat all your mosquitos (there is no accounting for taste). Something tells me you have a tennis racket around somewhere, perhaps behind the saddles and epees.
If you ask nicely, I will also tell you how to get squirrels out of your attic.
NutS!
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I recently read a book on the Crusades and came across some squirrel trivia. In the original French, Cindarella's slippers were made of squirrel fur, and not glass. Apparently, the French words for "glass" and "squirrel" are similar, leading to translator error. Fascinating, huh?
The fact that I think about socks when reading about slippers concerns me.
