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Originally posted by ironweed
She is a total bat-murdering bitch, isn't she?
I once awoke to find a bat drinking out of my bedside glass of water. I think I was about five. We were not calm, but the bat was eventually shooed out an open window. Never once did we consider beating the poor thing to death like bloodthirsty half-civilized savages.
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Dissent. While mercilessly crushing a bat to death may seem inhumane to the uninitiated, I urge you to give it a try before judging. I defy you to take no pleasure from the feel of a bat's fragile skeleton snapping in your vice-like grasp, while blood spurts from its orifices like miniature geysers. Or to feel no excitement when your hear the unmistakable thwack of a bat careening off a tennis racket and splatting into a wall. And if you can look into a bat's twitching, panicked eyes and experience no joy as those eyes roll back into its tiny head in agony as you rip the bat's wings from its body, I question whether you are even human.
