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Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
Oh, Nuts!
Would you beat your grandmother to death if she wandered into the wrong place by accident?
In the interests of humanity, the proper way to remove a bat is to use a tennis racket; one hit stuns the bat, who can then be put outside, where it will eat all your mosquitos (there is no accounting for taste). Something tells me you have a tennis racket around somewhere, perhaps behind the saddles and epees.
If you ask nicely, I will also tell you how to get squirrels out of your attic.
NutS!
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The squirrels are out of the attic (they were the bigass gross ones too -- red squirrels, the commie bastards of the squirrel kingdom). For the bats, however, we need to wait until winter time (I don't know why -- but that's what the bat man said.)
I will admit that I did not stay calm during the bat affair, and I would have wanted to spare the bat's life, but I didn't know what to do with it. I think bats are cute, actually (well, except for that rabies thing -- that's not so cute). I even put up a bat house (outside) for bats to come and roost in my yard.
But as you've made me feel really guilty, next time, I'll serve it some dinner and set up a bed for it.
