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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
My safety net is a natural red head. When he takes off his shirt at the beach, and doesn't use sunblock every eight minutes, he goes from a fishunderbelly-white with hints of blue from his veins, to the pink of a fine rare roast beef. Throw in some humoungous brown freckles, and thats your natural redhead.

Not a good look.

Oh, and Wonk, Pingpow i s actually a very fine Chinese beer. Not found natively in the frats of Maryland or at WaWas.

And Jack Manfred, I was waiting for someone to make that correction. I oudlnt remember the name of Singled OUt, but good lord, if that didnt establish JennyMcCarthy as the most annoying woman to ever go on telelvisoin. JLH aint in the same league.

Two more thoughts. From catching the US Open, I saw some promos for a sure fire hit JLH vehicle called "The Ghost WHisperer". Mon Dieu! Whose idea was this?

And Julie Chen is so botoxed that she can barely move her mouth. I have never really noticed the mask effect of too many injections, but she is downright freaky looking. How old is that woman? I thought asian ladies didnt show their age til the hit sixty.

By safety net you mean your dad, but without making spanky ignore the post?