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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Don't worry, Ty. You've got my sympathy. I got a ticket last year for parking in an unmarked crosswalk. I honestly thought that someone was close to running out of time in meeting his quota and made up a violation, but it turns out that apparently there is such a thing as an unmarked crosswalk. Fuckers.
My mom once got a ticket on I-40 in New Mexico at 11:57 pm for driving with her brights on. The fucking freeway divider was half a mile wide. The only possible thing she could have blinded was a gila monster, and I'm pretty sure they sleep at night.
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I recently got a ticket for parking during the purported street cleaning period. I was pissed, because that motherfucking street would be lucky if it got cleaned every 104th Tuesday, let alone every Tuesday. But that's irrelevant, because the motherfucking violation is not obstructing the street cleaners, but "disobeying official sign."
Motherfuckers.
In a funny ha ha coincidence, I was getting my teeth cleaned at the time.
