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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sometimes the food stains happen in public and one does not have time to run home and change, and one does not fucking care, because one had to shift position fourteen times during the meal to stay comfortable, and take three bathroom breaks, and hold a glass of ice water against one's impressive globes to get one's body temperature to regulate somewhat, and pop a Zantac, and try not to bore one's friends with too many trite stories about how weird and uncomfortable and yet cool this whole pregnancy thing is, and by the way, yeah, that's probably a foot, isn't that wild?!, and oh, that's mommy's bladder, I'll be back in two minutes, and no dessert for me, thanks, I'm truly stuffed.

Now if you want to talk beached whale -- you really feel like one when the only way to get yourself out of bed is literally to roll out.

This is not to say that Britney's not a sloppy girl, but odds are that the press is less interested in catching Jennifer Garner with a drop of ice cream on her melons.

Preganancy is SOOOOOO hard. The 8 billion women who have gone through it before me had it SOOOOOOO much easier.

It's fun being PLF.