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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Thanks. But I'm not sure sausage would be right either, given the real possibility of a bloated corpse showing up at some point.
Maybe some marzipan?
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Try a heartfelt glass-half-full note: “Well, you’re old, so no matter what, you’ll know whether he was a victim or a perpetrator real soon.”
This won’t work if he’s an atheist. In that case, you should give him a gift card to MexicanPharmacy.com with a note that says “Fuck it. You’ve done all you can.”
