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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Q: "That's OK, mom will eat it ... " So said the Macaroni Grille waitress. She was speaking about my now ex-girlfriend (I'm 27, she is 39). Would you like to hear how this ended?
-- Coltrane, Chicago, Ill.
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I liked this one:
Q: How much money could Valerie Malone have actually received from Jonesy in the "get Dylan's money from his father's ex-wife" storyline in 90210? I mean, she bought a 'Vette, lived in the Penthouse Bel-Age Hotel and bought out Rush Sanders from the After Dark? This is really bothering me.
-- Jon Elsass, Chicago
SG: Excellent questions, and there's really no answer -- that's why the show was never the same after that moment, followed by some brief resurgences over the next three years, and culminating in Brandon not even getting a two-hour episode when he finally left the show. When Valerie became rich, that was it. I'll take a leap of faith with David Silver's budding music career, Brandon leading Beverly Hills High in a "Donna Martin graduates!" chant, Steve Sanders being a world-class volleyball player, even Tori Spelling's character becoming a high-end fashion model in France. But Valerie somehow buying a 'Vette and a nightclub and living in a four-figure suite after cutting a deal for fifty grand at best? That was too much for me.