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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am confused by the celibacy and the breakup/sluttiest thing. Did you break up with him because you were not having the sex anymore? Or was the celibacy thing just a moment of panic after a post breakup dry spell in which your upstairs neighbor appeared to be getting more action than you?
You really are a tease, missy.
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The breakup is a result of someone not being smart about his health and not listening to my genuine concern.
The plus side: I know I can totally win slutiest.