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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That is one horrible picture. I can't decide what part is the worst. Here are the options:
1. The awful make-up job. Whoever did this should be fired. Are they using my Bonnie Bell kit from 1982?
2. The bangs. I don't even care to elaborate here.
3. The fact that her neck in that photo is as long as her head. This does not help dispute the horsey face critics at all.
4. The visible collar bones. Somebody give the girl a slice of pizza. Stat.
5. The nose. Weird angle or something makes her nose look not good. Bulby?
I have seen JLH look good, but this photo does her no favors at all. The photographer must hate her almost as much as the EW photographer who put the all in white photo of Scarlett Johannsen on the cover hates her. I don't know how to spell SJ's name, but I'm not letting that stop me from posting this.
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Oh goodie. Celebrity dissection at five pm with no end to the workday in sight. Yay!
Ths first thing I noticed washer mouth. She has that thin lipped thing going on with the Brooklyn Bridge business going on on the upper lip. its not so much eighties bonne bell as nineties dark lip liner with lighter frosty lipstick.
The eyes are beady and the smoky makeup job just makes em look smaller.
Her hair is an unspeakable horror. Its dwarfs someone who is already dwarfish. It looks like it weights as much as a stack of law textbooks.
and that neck. I was so horrified by the lipliner situation I missed that neck. It is longer than her head. In fact, I woud say she is a Giraffe faced. Put an enormous Maude wig and some bad lip liner on this creature and you have a very smiliar looking beast.
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NCS, I hope this show is canned (no pun ) quicikly for MM seems lika a fan. You should read the copy to the description of the show on cbs.com. It mentions how she is endowed and her enormous gifts. Really.
