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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Whatever, dude. Having a skanky chick wiggle her ass at me is simply not my idea of a good time, even if she *is* trying to put herself through college, etc.
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Oh, I understand. I don't go nuts for the strippers. its a waste of money, and you're not getting laid, so there's no point. BUT, when she's shaking her money maker in front of me, I'll watch. And if she sits on my lap... fuck it. My pants have absorbed worse.
I don't know how anyone bangs a hooker. I had one playing with herself in front of me a few years ago while I was at 30,000 ft on a few substances. She kept begging for drugs and offered me quite literally every service she could provide for one hit of x. I'm not kidding. I could have inserted anything I liked anywhere. I could never imagine fucking something that desperate... I just sat back, waited for the time to run out (my buddies had bought me a "private dance" as an engagement gift) and amused myself watching her work herself out. What a mess...
