The Redwalls
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I now prescreen "ladies night out" adventures to make sure there aren't any expectations that I will have to be around skanky g-stringed men. Luckily the type of women who like that sort of thing don't typically run in my circles anymore. Or I don't run in theirs.
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2. I go one step further and refuse to go to any event where someone is adorned with small pink plastic penises, any item of clothing that says "bride" on it or any cute hats with white veils. Dick dancers at gay clubs, though, are an another breed entirely.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 09-19-2005 at 06:14 PM..
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