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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So, NFH, I expect a post from you by about Thursday on this but I heard on Howard that Tori's marriage is over. Just think, had it busted a month or so ago, it would have been like it never happened for me. Do you know why? Do you suppose that her standards for being loved at Daddy level couldnt be matched by the new guy? Or is it her deeply embedded insecurities that lie in the fact that she only gains entry to the Skye bar bc of her last name and that she is always the fugliest gal at the bar makes her belief that she can never truly be loved, and thus, can never be satisfied by her husband's efforts due to her innate distrust of all people non-Spelling did it? Or do you think that the guy decided that a life being Mr. Sad sad girl just wasnt worth the money?
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She's Gumbi with a boob job. The guy got sober is what happened.
There's ugly which can be fixed, there's ugly which is forgivable, and then there's genetically, unalterably god-awful unfixable flat out incurable ugly. Tori has the terminal third variety. If ugly were a disaese, her variety would be advance pancreatic cancer. No matter how much gin you have, she's going to look gag-reflex bad from every angle but behind. Even the most cynical bastard looks in the mirror one morning and says "No, I just can't take the fucking googly eyes anymore... its like fucking a muppet..."
