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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's Gumbi with a boob job. The guy got sober is what happened.
There's ugly which can be fixed, there's ugly which is forgivable, and then there's genetically, unalterably god-awful unfixable flat out incurable ugly. Tori has the terminal third variety. If ugly were a disaese, her variety would be advance pancreatic cancer. No matter how much gin you have, she's going to look gag-reflex bad from every angle but behind. Even the most cynical bastard looks in the mirror one morning and says "No, I just can't take the fucking googly eyes anymore... its like fucking a muppet..."
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With the right hair color and style, she can look less ugly than Tina Fey who should not be allowed on TV. Of course, I stopped watching her after the first year and got periodic glimpses after she had somethign done to lessen the hideousity. And I am sorry, but those cliche dark rimmed glasses do not sexy make.
