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Donut Girl - Friday OFF!
So, for some reason, I've been bringing in donuts to the office quite a lot in the last few weeks. I'm probably trying to compensate for my underperformance on the job -- but that's not the point.
Yesterday, I brought in the cupcake overage I had from the weekend (I made cupcakes for my son to take to school for his birthday, but I had a lot left over, and there's no better place to get rid of food than the desk); however, nor is that the point.
Today at the donut shop(pe), they had only 11 donuts, so I got those, and then chose some other foodstuffs to make up for the shortage from the dozen that I ordinarily bring. There was much rejoicing at the assortment of pastry. Someone asked how I was going to top this tomorrow. At first, someone said, "There will be no topping." I then suggested strippers. That was met with much enthusiasm, until someone thought I would be unable to top that the next day. I then suggested strippers and blow for the next day. Everyone agreed that strippers and blow would indeed top strippers on their own.
After that, I said I deserve Friday off. Again, universal agreement.
(PS -- I was a little reluctant to mention the idea of strippers in the presence of the straight-laced guy on my desk. However, when some dudes from the next desk wandered over to rip into the donuts, with much marvelling at, and appreciation for, the treats, the straight-laced dude said shyly, "We're getting strippers tomorrow!" I guess I worried for nothing.)
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