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Originally posted by dtb
I'm not sure this is the most foolproof methodology. I had a cat scan on my leg not long ago, and I don't think you could discern any cellulite (not because it isn't there -- though if it's of the invisible variety, how would you know!? -- but because you couldn't really see any skin at all; just an outline of my leg and the bones). So, if you've asked only for the film, you may get more than you bargained for. You might want to rent an electron microscope.
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You're not qualified to read those films. What looks to you like shadows or ghosts might be signs of invisible cellulite. Only a trained specialist can spot it.
Sadly, since you are over 13, you are likely fat. I didn't make that rule - Paigow did. Send her your films. She can recommend treatment. Dr. Nyugen Von Funk in San Diego has pioneered an incredibly effective protocal involving Marlboro Reds and mild methamphatmines, combined with yoga and months of simulated emotional distress.
