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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You're not qualified to read those films. What looks to you like shadows or ghosts might be signs of invisible cellulite. Only a trained specialist can spot it.
Sadly, since you are over 13, you are likely fat. I didn't make that rule - Paigow did. Send her your films. She can recommend treatment. Dr. Nyugen Von Funk in San Diego has pioneered an incredibly effective protocal involving Marlboro Reds and mild methamphatmines, combined with yoga and months of simulated emotional distress.
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You can kiss my ass goodbye.
