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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You're not qualified to read those films. What looks to you like shadows or ghosts might be signs of invisible cellulite. Only a trained specialist can spot it.
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Two in one day?!? I am utterly verklempt.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sadly, since you are over 13, you are likely fat.
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SHHHHH!!!! (Both of those things are STATE SECRETS.)
