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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Stop in if you're in Philly. We'll do lunch. I know a great place where we can sit outside and get drinks... right next to a K through 8th grade private school, so we can check out all the cellulite free ladies.
The uniforms are killer. Grey and green glen plaid - bobs up and down when they run - mesmerizing. I've drooled Heineken and basil infused olive oil slurry into my goat cheese salad many times watching them pull on their backpacks...
"Oh yeh, pull your arms way back. Chest out. Goood posture..."
"What are you mumbling, Sebastian? Sebastian! How do you plan to get past that summary judgment motion?"
"Excuse me (wiping lip)... cold medication. You understand. Terrible allergies this time of year... Good idea. Yes, we should file a summary judgment motion..."
"Sebastian, are you humming 'Girl, You'll be a Woman Soon'?"
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Oh dear. You can kiss my ass goodbye.
