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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Love the name of the show, "Shoot Up & Swallow." The guy sounds like a genius:
"In other segments of the show, Wesselink plans to go on a drinking binge in a series of pubs."
On the other hand, maybe not:
"He also will try LSD -- on his couch under the supervision of his mother."
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I talked to my mom on the phone in that condition once. That ain't good...
She started in on me about not getting a summer internship my old man wanted me to get... I gave the phone to some guy who was waltzing with a six foot inflatable tube of Crest toothpaste to a great cover of "Mustang Sally" in the fraternity parking lot.
The internship would probably have moved me into a career far away from law. I never followed up. I want to sue Jim Beam, Miller, Budweiser, Absolut, Seagrams, Graffix, Zippo, the Grateful Dead, the Allman Brothers, the Rolling Stones, the Greek System, Delta Delta Delta, Old Crow, the Estate of Jerry Garcia and the administrators who allowed me to major in English and take classes on Cricket and Famous Carribean Olympians for pain and suffering attendant to my dumbass default decision to practice law.
I also want to sue women generally. They have repeatedly taken advantage of me, directing my attentions from other worthwhile endeavors. I will not even get into the various fraud counts involved. Ever consider what you’d be if you’d spent the time you spent chasing skirts chasing good grades and a career? We’d have cures for cancer, AIDS and global warming. You’d be vacationing on a moon in one of Saturn’s rings right now. Intelligent design my ass...
