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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I did not receive 3 lap dances and make out with Paige last night.
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Was it 4? Was Paige the night before?
On another note:
Where has
this site BEEN all my life?!?
An excerpt:
- I don't much care for "American Idol" or its relentless reign of crippling douche chills and crimes against music, fashion, and humanity at large. But you know what would have made "American Idol" awesome? William Shatner and Megan Mullally. Shatner is pretty much the coolest guy with an apparent speech impediment ever. I mean, who else can get away with speaking almost exclusively in sentence fragments? Nobody, that's who. And Mullally is the only reason anyone's been watching "Will & Grace" for the past five years. Plus she's got the best almost-fifty-year-old breasts in town. And she's the only actress with enough chutzpah to go on Conan and talk about how she was a "big lesbo" when she was a child. Enh. Screw the Emmys. I'm just going to watch old "Star Trek" episodes and make out with that picture of Megan Mullally that I pasted onto a mannequin head.
Don't judge me and my way of life.
