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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Dear Sebby,
Over the weekend I got a french manicure and a pedicure and sprung for the paraffin dip on both. It was a little bit of heaven on earth. You should do that this weekend. Go to a spa place where they put you in a comfortable reclining ergonomic chair and give you an eye mask for the pedicure. That way, you don't have to look at your wax-enclosed foot and contemplate that it will look exactly that way if you are embalmed after death.
Love,
rp
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I plan to be cremated. In fact, I have told several friends and my wife and parents that I may not be viewed dead for purposes other than initial identification. And I do not want to waste space anywhere. There is nothing more idiotic than cemetaries.
I can't imagine anything more degrading than being seen dead in an ill fitting suit, in a fucking box. Being Catholic, somebody will surely try that gig with me.
And I will haunt any motherfucker who refers to my years as a lawyer or tells my family I "made peace with my God" after I'm gone. God, if he's there, has a lot of explaining to do for me.
