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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I assure you that I am a fabulous lay and I create blowjob camels out of ordinary men. But my accent is Northeastern, darlin.
if your marriage ever hits the rawks, you know I got the first dibs. I invented loving you.
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Dude. You can't call dibs on everyone! (I'm just sayin' -- I have no dog in this fight. No offense, Ollie, I'm sure you're a soooper dooper internet bf.)