Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
My Georgian was of the rare dark-haired variety. And an employee of UGA. I'd guess early 30s. Sexual peak, and all that.
Fuck. What is the Sebby-approved way of offing myself over this lost opportunity?
|
Because it's always worth seeing again:
A. Shoot heroin; get it all over with
B. French kiss business end of .44
C. Pop rocks/soda at same time
D. Eat diced pineapple from crack whore's crack
E. Draino sundae
F. Both barrels under chin, toe on trigger
And because I believe in giving credit where credit is due, it was weed, channeling Sebby, I believe.
