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Old 09-22-2005, 08:31 PM   #1450
sebastian_dangerfield
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Usually, married life rawks, but...

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh dear. I read this as saying "I jack the sack for it".
Try that the next time you get the chance. Guys love it. Feels sooo good.

Since I'm here...

9 outta 10 chicks don't know how to handle balls. That includes every female doctor I've had. Its like some sort of retardation your sex has...

Here are 3 rules in re package handling:

1. A dry hand is a hand that should not rub anything, or "unless its lubed, don't stroke." There's a reason we joke about Libriderm. Nobody gives himself a dry hand job unless he's desperate. You shouldn't attempt to warm a guy up that way.

2. Do not cup the balls during sex. You're just confusing everything.

3. Do not rub any part of the penis immediately following orgasm. Imagine a man rubbing your clit with a rubber dish glove while the clitoris is dry and overworked from previous use. You get the picture.
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