Apprentice-Martha Stewart, anyone?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You went to law school. Did you go to find a husband or a career? I am not saying you arent a jap, I am just saying you are not As Jappy As It Gets. Do you wear liquid black eyeliner and enough foundatino to warrant the nickname "Base Face"? Do you wear bronzey power (what was that stuff called that came in the pottery looking jug- ____ Earth"? Didnt you once say that people never think you are Jewish? That right there elimninates your from Ultimate Jap Status.
This would be a great Reality TV Show.
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This makes me sad. I miss the JAPs. Seattle is not very JAPpy. I know one person here who fancies herself a JAP and I am probably more JAPpy than she is. [sigh]
OTOH, there are no blumpkins with JAPs, right Sebbie?
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