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Originally posted by ironweed
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dEH BEST A READERS NOW THE LAST BOOK i RED WAS sPORT IN iREALnd ABOUT THE LIKE A sTEPHAN rOCHE AND YOUNG SOCCIR PLAYERS A THE LIKE A lEEM bRAYDEE.tHE JIST I THE TING WAS IT WAS FROM fATHER dRISCKILL A MISSIONAERY FRUM OVER THE WEST. nOW IT TURNS OUT fATHER dRISKILL USED TA PUT THE FEAR A gOD INTA PEEPLE BY BRIINGIN AN AUL GIPPO TO HIS SERMONS BE THE NAME A sIMMO rOGERS TA PUT THE CONSTIPAYSHUN OF DRINKIN AN THE LIKE. sIMMO ID BE SITTIN UP BESIGHED THE ALTIR BOYS PUKIN HIS RING UP INTA THE hOLY cHASTOITY AN SCTACHIN HIS HOLE THE WHOLE WAY THREW MASS. HE LETTER WENT ON TA SAY THAT POOR AUL sIMMO WAS PUT IN THE mENTILL BEYONT IN gALWAY AN fATHER dRISKILL WAS LOOKIN FUR A REPLAYSMEANT AN WOOD sNOWY BE INTERESTED, sURE AT THEIS WE BURSTED HOUR WHOLES LAUGHIN AN sNOWY SAYS iLL GET THAT kANE cup. iT WAs pADDY THAT POSTED THE FECKIN THING GETTTIN sNOWY BACK FUR SENDIN HYMN A SIRAMIC eNGLISH COTTIGE FRUM THE AUL nEWS A THE wORDILD MAGASINE.
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Should we be reading this hearing it in Elijah Wood's voice?
