If I vere a rich kat,
Me-ow me-ow me-ow, me-ow me-ow me-ow me-ow, meow.
All day long I'd meow me-ow meow meow.
If I were a vealthy cat.
I vouldn't have to purr hard.
Me-ow me-ow me-ow, me-ow me-ow me-ow me-ow, meow.
If I vere a me-ow me-ow rich,
Me-ow me-ow me-ow, me-ow kat.
PS - pass the vodka
