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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I wish I were this drunk. THat's it. I am moving to the East Coast, where you get to get drunker sooner and for longer periods of time.
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I'm permadrunk. I've got that dry drunk thing going. I feign sober contemplative give-a-shitness by frowning and furrowing my brow. For some reason, if you stare really hard a lot and look pissed off, people think you're incapable of slackerness.
I wish I could rewind to exactly the point where my personality split and I became a full on fraud. I don't actually "understand" or "get" anything I do. I mimic, use nuggets of knowledge and a few acquired skills, and sort of will myself through my career like some Walter Mitty disaster. I need to go to your Coast. I am waaaay too full of shit for the East Coast.
