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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm permadrunk. I've got that dry drunk thing going. I feign sober contemplative give-a-shitness by frowning and furrowing my brow. For some reason, if you stare really hard a lot and look pissed off, people think you're incapable of slackerness.
I wish I could rewind to exactly the point where my personality split and I became a full on fraud. I don't actually "understand" or "get" anything I do. I mimic, use nuggets of knowledge and a few acquired skills, and sort of will myself through my career like some Walter Mitty disaster. I need to go to your Coast. I am waaaay too full of shit for the East Coast.
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You're unconcsciously channelling Petros Papadekis, who dubs his Friday radio program, you guessed it, "I'm a Fraud Fridays". Other days are:
"Goodbye Blue Mondays"
"Tired of the Lies Tuesdays"
"Up with Hope Down with Dope Wednesdays"
"!Jueves Gigante!"
For those of you who don't know Petros, he was a captain of the 1998 USC Trojans, and now does color on Pac-10 college football games, as well as having a highly amusing sports talk radio program here in Los Angeles. I think he's an up-and-coming national star, despite having a face that looks, well, kind of like he used to be a blocking back for a major college football team.