The weather gods hate me
They send me fleeing from my city with 2.5 million other people on Thursday night, they fail to deliver a single drop of rain to Austin on Saturday and instead kick in this amazing gust that launches every particle of dust in Zilker Park airborne and into my and balt's lungs, they raise the temperatures in Zilker Park on Sunday to a fucking 104 degrees in late September (accompanied a milder continuance of the dust storm), and then they continue to fuck with the temperatures by making it 98 degrees in Houston today, tomorrow, all the way to the end of the week, when it's supposed to finally get nice.
Warning to the citizens of Chicago, I'm headed in your direction.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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