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I am in need of large amounts of plastic explosives.
I have been on the phone with MBNA for almost 20 minutes trying to activate my new MBNA Philadelphia Eagles MasterCard, because for some reason, the number I am calling from does not appear to be my home phone number. It is.
I would like to blow up their offices.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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