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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I believe the Demi Ass Program consists of an hour (or was it two hours) a day on the stairmaster, a bunch of lipo and a raw food diet and no booze. Is it worth it?

The answer is yes if

1) You don't have an actual job so your life doesnt become, documents, stairmaster, sleep

2) you have a professional chef to make raw food edible

3) you get a tall, smokin, 27 yo mantoy who will follow all your trendy religous bullshit.

and

4) You were a teetotaler anyway for fear of being fired from St Elmos' Fire.

You know, I think I'm really close on this one.

(1)

• I don't have an actual job (I just appear at the office to crack jokes and play silly betting games), and I've never been real into the stairmaster thing. In fact, I avoid it at all costs, as I think it leads to a bigger butt, not a smaller one.

(2)

• I have a chef -- though I'm not sure she could do the whole raw food thing.

(3)

• If the age thing is somewhat flexible, I might be able to scrounge someone up.

(4)

• Though that's not the reason (fear of being fired from St. Elmo's Fire), I'm not a big drinker.

Therefore...

Demi-Ass Land, here I come!!