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Originally posted by dtb
You know, I think I'm really close on this one.
(1)- I don't have an actual job (I just appear at the office to crack jokes and play silly betting games), and I've never been real into the stairmaster thing. In fact, I avoid it at all costs, as I think it leads to a bigger butt, not a smaller one.
(2)- I have a chef -- though I'm not sure she could do the whole raw food thing.
(3)- If the age thing is somewhat flexible, I might be able to scrounge someone up.
(4)- Though that's not the reason (fear of being fired from St. Elmo's Fire), I'm not a big drinker.
Therefore...
Demi-Ass Land, here I come!!
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You forgot the $330,000 worth of plastic surgery and liposuction.
