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bah dum bah bum bum bum Its Bash JLH time!
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My guess is she can float through six episodes on those things. By this time next year, we'll be talking about her Playboy spread.
I'd go further and say she'll be a meth-addled skeleton with dried semen crusted to her lower lip, carrying herself with a just-been-gang-banged limp by 2007... BUT, I'm not sure she has the grey matter to enjoy drugs. I think she'll end up marrying that guy Brooke Burke just divorced and pump out a few brats. After she breast feeds and those things become Natl Geographic Aboriginal pictorial tits, she'll get massive janice Dickinson implants and make a comeback from the brink with a reality show about her and her fat, dim children. Episode One - JHL drives the Porsche through the marble Venus De milo in the front yard.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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