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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm too cheap to do color copies. Plus someone might ask me about like fancy cake-baking or something, and I'd be up shit creek.
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We almost hired someone based entirely on the bakery he opened while he "took some time away from the law." That he knew absolutely nothing about research law was superceded by the possibility that he might bring us cake on a regular basis.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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