Aahh. Back to the old tried-and-true "Pimp Name Generator" site.
This managed to get a chuckle:
"One of the things most hype about being an elevated player is having a name that mothafuckas respect. It's that one thing that punks who don't have your money always remember to yell while you're beating them down. "No <Insert Pimp Name>! Please don't beat me down <Insert Pimp Name>! I left my money in my other pants <Insert Pimp Name>!"
"See what I mean?"
