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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This used to be the mark of a man who knows good clothes. Present translation is "I have a 'problem body.'"* I'd avoid using that statement in fashiony circles...
Because I know fashion, mind you. I'm so hip I throb, pulse and all but spew chic in the face of everyone I meet.
*A buddy who's folks were in the clothing industry used this indistry term to describe a portly friend of ours once and its cracked me up ever since. I'm easily amused... He actually turned to our friend while we were in an open gym showwer and said 'Tom, you've got a problem body.' The dude nearly punched him for the comment. Good times.
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I get it already. You're such a fop, you mistake your latent homosexuality for fashion quirks. Face up to it, Sebby. Go all Carson Kressley. It's the only way you'll ever be truly happy.
