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How Did I
... forget about the nitrous oxide?
My mother in law brought some chocolate whipped cream over last week, which I’ve been slowly eating from the canister over the past few days (stuff is really tasty). Last nite I hit the bottom of the can and sucked down the nitrous.
WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH....
Jesus, how did I forget how perfect this drug was? The entire day - I mean every annoying second of it - ERASED. I stood there like a puddle until my wife walked in and kissed me hello, to which my response was a deep bass “Hey baaaabeeee.”
Note in to do list (written on hand): “SKS” (stop at kitchen supply store).
This may just be what I need to exit my present funk.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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