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Open Note to the Indians Upstairs
Dear Indians Upstairs:
I appreciate that you are unwilling to buy an area rug for your apartment and I appreciate that you love the songs "Africa" by Toto, and "the Boxer" by Simon and Garfunkel. In fact, you have made me come to reappreciate Toto. Africa is kind of a cool song. In the way "Owner of a Lonely Heart: by Yes is. Better appreacited stoned for sure. But I have also recently rediscovered "Woman in Love" by Barbra Streisand and now love it, so maybe its ust me. I am getting older and apparently am loving the lite FM (ncs, please burn me that CD ). Maybe I will bu Paul Davis's greatest hits at some point. But I digress.
I know its Saturday night, and ites only 8:16, and this is the time of the week when you play your Gay Club thumpa thumpa music. And when I am home I am usually toleratnt. But my ass is killing me and I am just not in the mood. Don't make me bang my broomstick handle into the celing please. THe cheap plaster gets all over the place.
No my brooomstick is not a form of transportation
Sinecerely,
the Bitch downstairs who is About to Start Singing to Barbra Streisand, Which Wont Be Pretty
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