Cracks me up every time.
As I was leaving the airport this morning, I heard this crash-crunch-scrape sound, looked in my rearview mirror, and saw that another Manly Hummer Man was trying unsuccessfully to navigate the corkscrew parking ramp in his too-tall Hummer.
He was inspecting the damage to his roof as I pulled out of the airport.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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