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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hey Girl
I am very behind on gossip these days. So behind, your old news will seem new. I saw that the praying mantis with tits dumped Paris Latsis. Has he been confirmed a gay, as I predicted?
What is the latest on Brangelina? Are they engaged? IS he gonna bail bc of her third world children (as Howard thinks)?
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I can't believe I'm answering this.
Paris H. says she is not ready for marriage. Reports say she was hitting on a guy at a photo shoot. I guess she's just not ready for 1 dick the rest of her life. Paris L has not been confirmed a gay.
"I have seen the breakups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly," Hilton said in a statement released to The Associated Press. "I do not want to make that mistake."
She also does not want to be compared to Britney - in the rush into marriage have a baby thing.
"Here are three words we hoped never to type: Lindsay Lohan naked. The New York Daily News reports the back-to-blond teen queen will show off -- and how -- her ever-so-slightly meatier body in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair. She reportedly posed in the buff in Malibu last week for famed photographer Mario Testino. In Touch adds that the skin-heavy shoot will pay tribute to Lohan's long-running celebrity fixation, seminal blond bombshell Marilyn Monroe. Still, don't rush to renew your Vanity Fair subscription just yet. A source tells the News, "You only see an outline of her tush."
Angelina is in DC, someone is babysitting the kids in Canada, eh.
"Angelina Jolie, fresh from her weekend trip to a Canadian grocery store with Brad Pitt, turned up in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday to attend a conference on HIV/AIDS. The Oscar winner-turned-U.N. goodwill ambassador, resplendent in a sophisticated suit and pearls, questioned why the war in Iraq costs the country $5 billion per month, but "three months of the war is all we're spending on AIDS," reports the Washington Post. Later, Angie was asked whether she was feeling fatigued from her long flight. Nope, she said, "it was my first night away from the kids, so it was the first time I'd slept in a while." No word on whether Brad played babysitter to 7-month-old Zahara and 4-year-old Maddox."
Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow are planning to get hitched in April at the Bacara Resort in Santa Barbara (paparazzi, mark your calendars). The ceremony will apparently have Ralph Lauren's imprint all over it: The singer will not only wear one of his gowns, but she's asked him to "design" the festivities.
