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Originally posted by Not Bob
Or other things. Like ears. Or the 'nads.
AoN, how does that guy use a kleenex when it's the cold and flu season?
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You just wipe the snot off the pointy ends of that nose-boomerang. Easy-peasy.
As for the dog, I think we're all focussed on the wrong issue.
- Man: I've got good news and bad news.
Dog: What's the good news?
Man: You're getting a two-pronged hook shoved through your upper lip with a big steel cable attached. And I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.
Dog: . . . good lord . . . what's the bad news?
Man: We're gonna use the cable to drag your sorry dog ass behind our boat for shark bait.
Dog: Paigow! Paigooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!
