10-05-2005, 10:54 AM
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#2904
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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NaNoWriMo
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Chapter One
Rene grasped the thrashing golden retreiver by the snout. The beast would not succumb without a battle, that was certain. With his other hand, Rene quickly forced the chloroform-soaked handkerchief to the dog's face. After a few seconds of clawing, peace - the animal crumbled into slumber. After he wiped the sweat from his brow with his beret, Rene pulled a thick foie gras slathered baguet from his supplies and stared into the glassy sea. This was no day for whites - tigers, maybe, if anything. Perhaps he'd even have to settle for hammerheads, Rene thought, as he stepped over the golden and made his way to the basket of chihuahuas and shi-tzus...
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If you make Rene feed only little yappy dogs to the sharks, I'll buy it.
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