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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who knocked up katie holmes? Does that void the Tom Cruise contract?
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My guess is that it's a condition precedent.
Why do you think they've got that Mission Control-lookin' Scientology Center in LA? It's not there for worship. That place is a Fort Knox-style compound protecting the commingled semen of Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Patrick Swayze, and Kirstie Alley in a large vat. Designed to create the master race.
